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A Tuna Christmas By Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard The triumphant return of Buster Maloney and Justin Harmon as ALL the colorful characters in Tuna, TX. Yuletide festivities highlighted on local radio station OKKK include the annual lawn-display contest and a Christmas play in danger of having no electricity. 6, 7 & 13, 14 at 7:30 PM Dec.

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Greater Tuna is the first in a series of four comedic plays (followed by A Tuna Christmas,Red, White and Tuna, and Tuna Does Vegas), each set in the fictional town of Tuna, Texas, the 'third-smallest' town in the state. The series was written by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard. The plays are at once an affectionate comment on small-town, Southern life and attitudes but also a withering satire of same. Of the four plays, Greater Tuna is the darkest in time, as it follows the news of the death (and possible murder) of Judge Buckner.

The plays are notable in that two men play the entire cast of over twenty eccentric characters of both genders and various ages. Greater Tuna debuted in Austin, Texas, in the fall of 1981, and had its off-Broadway premiere in 1982. St. Vincent Summer Theatre produced the play in 2000,^[1] and No Name Players produced it in 2002.^[2]

Charles H. Duggan produced national tours of 'Greater Tuna', 'A Tuna Christmas' and 'Red, White & Tuna' for twenty-six years. Williams and Sears regularly tour the country to perform all four plays, with Howard directing.

An HBO Special of Greater Tuna, produced by Embassy Television and Norman Lear, was aired in 1984. Due to modern videography techniques, the various characters portrayed by Sears and Williams were able to be seen en masse for the first time. However, due to copyright conflicts between Embassy Television and the original copyright claimants (Joe Sears, Jaston Williams & Ed Howard) the broadcast was limited to only 3 months in 1984. It has never been broadcast again. Rare VHS taped copies have been sold on eBay in excess of $100.

Sears and Williams did command performances of both Greater Tuna and A Tuna ChristmasRas g and the afrikan space program rar pobierz. at the White House for President George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush.

According to the play's official web site, by 1985, Greater Tuna was the most-produced play in the United States. A videotaped performance of Greater Tuna (but not the Lear HBO production) is available on VHS and DVD.

Partial cast of characters[edit]

Performed by Williams

• Charlene Bumiller - Daughter of Hank and Bertha Bumiller, and sister to Stanley and Jody
• Jody Bumiller - Youngest child of Bertha Bumiller, followed constantly by 'eight to ten dogs'
• Stanley Bumiller - fresh from reform school; twin to Charlene
• Vera Carp - Town snob and vice president of the Smut-Snatchers of the New Order
• Petey Fisk - Employee of the Greater Tuna Humane Society
• Didi Snavely - Owner of Didi's Used Weapons ('If we can't kill it, it's immortal')
• Arles Struvie - A disc jockey at radio station OKKK
• Chad Hartford- A reporter from Houston who comes to interview Bertha
• Phinas Blye- A politician from Indiana who runs for City Council every election
• Harold Dean Lattimer- OKKK's weatherman

Performed by Sears

• Bertha Bumiller - wife of Hank and mother to Jody, Stanley, and Charlene; member of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order
• Hank Bumiller- Husband of Bertha
• Pearl Burras - Aunt to Bertha, who is, as Petey Fisk claims, addicted to killing dogs (in the play, called canicidal thumbitus)
• Leonard Childers - Station Manager of OKKK for his talk show, 'Leonard on the Line'
• Sheriff Givens- Believes in old-fashioned jails
• Elmer Watkins, head of the local chapter of the KKK, dedicated to making the town safe 'for the right kind of people'
• Yippy the dog- Pet of the month for five weeks in a row, yips a lot, and no one wants to adopt him
• R.R. Snavely - UFOlogist, town drunk, and husband to Didi
• The Reverend Spikes, president of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order
• Thurston Wheelis - A disc jockey at radio station OKKK

Honors for Greater Tuna[edit]

Joe Sears

• Following a December 1994 run of A Tuna Christmas on Broadway, Joe Sears received a 1995 Tony Award nomination for best actor in a play.
• Nominee, Outstanding Lead Actor in a Touring Production, Helen Hayes Awards Non-Resident Acting, 1985, 1987

Jaston Williams

• San Francisco Bay Area Critics Award
• L.A. Dramalogue Award

References[edit]

1. ^http://svst.org/timeline/
2. ^'Archived copy'. Archived from the original on 2011-12-05. Retrieved 2011-07-24.CS1 maint: archived copy as title (link)

External links[edit]

• Greater Tuna at the Internet Off-Broadway Database